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Inverted
02:27
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Personal Cats In Stereo
01:38
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I was feeling depressed but now I'm feeling fine
Ever since I went downtown and got me a new feline
I'd like to have three or four at the very least two
So I can hear them in stereo when they say MEW MEW MEW MEW
Feeling down? Just pet a cat
Give their little heads a pat
Give a scratch behind their ears
They'll be your friend now for thousands of years
Find yourself a nice feline
They'll make all your problems fine
A better friend than all your peers
They'll be your friend now through thousands of tears
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Meet Me In My Treehouse
02:55
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Baby please, I need you now
Come to me, I don't care how
You know just where I'll be
In a house up in my tree
So meet me in my treehouse tonight
Girl I need you more than anybody else
When I look at you butterflies swarm and my heart melts
Without you I'd crumble and I'd fall
With my heart beneath it all
So won't you please come to me
Baby please, I need you now
Come to me, I don't care how
You know just where I'll be
In a house up in my tree
So meet me in my treehouse tonight
Make sure to bring your blanket cause there's a chill in the air
We can lay in my treehouse while I stroke your hair
We'll talk about these nights and how I'm the happiest with you
But the best part is in my treehouse no one can see what we do
Now we're in my treehouse just as in my favorite dream
You seem so happy, I glance at you and you just beam
You shine so bright, I just noticed something else about you
You've always had a nice personality
And hey, you're kinda cute too
Baby please, I need you now
Come to me, I don't care how
You know just where I'll be
In a house up in my tree
So fuck me in my treehouse tonight
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Poppyseed Avenue
02:11
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It seems I've spent too many years of my life playing Final Fantasy
But now I've opened up my eyes and I can clearly see
That I was the one doing all the wrong
So clean out your ears and take a listen to my new song
So whatchu gonna do, when it's all coming down on you
And everyone hates you
And I even hate you too
Will you be happy then or what
When you've gone and cut the cord
Guess you just got bored
Then you thought that I would take all the blame
While you slowly built up all of your shameless fame
But I've exposed you
It doesn't matter who was doing all the wrong
But it was you
I'll say it was you
It was you all along
So whatchu gonna do, when it's all coming down on you
And everyone hates you
And I even hate you too
Will you be happy then or what
When you've gone and cut the cord
Guess you just got bored
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5. |
Deyga
03:05
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Walking down the hall with my trapper keeper binder
Sending my heart through a dirty meat grinder
Do everything you're good at
That's the way to make you feel good at the end of the day
Fight with your mind and fight with your friends
Waste a lot of time until the day just ends
Fight with your friends and fight with your mind
Do everything you're good at and it all feels fine
Deyga I love you
You know that I need you so
Deyga I want you
You know that you're in my soul
Let me tell you now what it means to Deyga
It's staying up all night playing Sega
Going to a show just to see Downtown Brown
Eating bone-in chicken wings by the pound
Drinking mass amounts of Pibb Xtra
Going to your friends' just to see their pets' fluff
Starting more bands than you've got time
Never feeling shame when you have to force a rhyme
Deyga I love you
You know that I need you so
Deyga I want you
You know that you're in my soul
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6. |
Aglet In Your Sole
02:44
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You're at least half the reason why
I always slip and fall and die
Gex 3 is no longer fun
Cause he always slips when he tries to run
I had a dream that I lost both my arms
And no one cared I could have sold the farm
This guy was known for the way he tied shoes
You never would have guessed he had the blues
'Tough turds, eat shit' friends would say
But I've been crying all day
If you've ever tied a shoe you might know
The pain of an aglet in your sole
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7. |
Bob Barker
02:14
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Bob Barker is my friend
If he ran for president I would vote for him
Bob Barker has plenty of bite
He would pay for anything if the price was right
You have won a new car
Bob Barker has been sued for sexual harassment on multiple occasions
The details of which include allegations of racism and extortion
If a predatory game show host ran for president
Half of the voters in the country would probably vote for him
Snooty And The Ratfinks does not condone this type of behavior
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Atomic Todd
02:35
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9. |
Ukulele Blues
04:20
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Baby can't you see?
You and me should be
May I have this dance?
Second chance for romance
Sometimes you know
That you've done wrong
So you sit yourself down
And write the girl a song
You beg and you plead
And tell her you'll take the lead
You do all you can to be a better man
Now you've got me on a leash
I'm talking to you secretively
And you've absolutely got me under your control
Wouldn't it be nice if I were suddenly to turn this vice
Into something I could call my life as a whole?
Right now might not be the best time for us to work this out
But in the years to come I think that we can get it there
And if you just stick with me I think we can work this out
And be together forever without a care
Baby can't you see?
You and me should be
May I have this dance?
Second chance for romance
Let's work towards a goal
I need your pleasant soul
To be with mine
And make life fine again
Let's try this now
Darling I don't care how
Let's make it work
I'm tired of feeling like a
Baby can't you see?
You and me should be
May I have this dance?
Second chance for romance
And now I'm flying high
And breaking stuff
I tied momma down
To the clean edge
Of a paper back author
Feeding them angus beef
With british steel
It's finger licking good
Cooked on a crossfire crunch
Laying in the dirt
With Mr. Clean
He's a sweet child of mine
Living in an Alabama home
Of a vulgar dirty old man
It's kinda fucked up
But never unplugged
Ukulele Blues
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Dougy Dougy Buffcat
03:55
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Buffcat Buffcat Dougy Buffcat
Buffcat Buffcat Dougy Dougy Buffcat
Buffcat Buffcat Dougy Buffcat
Buffcat
Saucerat Saucerat saucy Saucerat
Saucerat Saucerat saucy saucy Saucerat
Saucerat Saucerat saucy Saucerat
Saucerat
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11. |
Song In B
03:17
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What is it that I'm trying to say?
I can't quite remember my feelings today
Subjective belief that life really sucks
I'm way underneath, not just down on my luck
I see the situation and I judge it all so fast
All the noodle brained contradictions
Guess they're all in the past
So please don't try to call me to say 'can we still be friends?'
Cause around you this torture never ever ends
Please don't try to ask me to go do those things we'd do
Just forget them all and I'll try my best to forget you too
So this is why I'm never eating gummy worms again
I'll tell you why I'm never eating gummy worms again
So this is why I'm never eating gummy worms again
And it's so depressing that it's almost a joke
As you sit around and think about the past
Our history starts to poke at the feelings that lie deep inside you
While I focus on the facts
And the ever present realization that you are such an ass
So please don't try to call me to say 'can we please hang out?'
Cause around you, you make me want to scream and scream and shout
Please don't try to ask me to go do those things we'd do
I forgot them all and you should really just forget me too
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